The Poacher – VOLKSWAGON T5 LWB
Classic
Diesel
Sleeps 2
4 Seats
with seatbelts
Description
Let's make memories of a lifetime - Wanderlust....
Our 2 berth offers extra space with the long wheel base feature. It's a little quirky and certainly a head turner!
Our Poacher was named after its owners regimental battalion in the Armed Forces, The Lincolnshire Poachers.
This being our first Campervan that was a love at first sight purchase.
A fitted kitchen area including a gas hob, sink, fridge and electrics are just a few items to be discovered in the...
Let's make memories of a lifetime - Wanderlust....
Our 2 berth offers extra space with the long wheel base feature. It's a little quirky and certainly a head turner!
Our Poacher was named after its owners regimental battalion in the Armed Forces, The Lincolnshire Poachers.
This being our first Campervan that was a love at first sight purchase.
A fitted kitchen area including a gas hob, sink, fridge and electrics are just a few items to be discovered in the Poacher. Featuring a beautiful pull out 3/4 Rock & Roll bed, spot lights and TV for those cosy nights in.
This is a no smoking Camper 🚭
We welcome 1 x small dog 🐕
Linens are not provide
The Motorhome
Bed layout
Amenities
Living area
- Airconditioning home area
- Awning
- Bike carrier
- Camping table and chairs
- Dinette
- Freezer
- Garage
- Gas cylinder
- Heating
- Hot water
- Kitchen equipment
- Linens
- L-seat
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Off-grid camping
- Outside shower
- Oven
- Refrigerator
- Safety box
- Shower
- Solar panel
- Stove
- Swivel seats
- Toilet
- Towels included
- TV
- TV receiver
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Winter camping
Cab features
- Airbags
- Airconditioning in cabin
- Audio input
- Bluetooth
- Cruise Control
- GPS
- Isofix
- Parking assistance
- Power Steering
- Radio
- Reversing camera
- Roof rack
- Snow chains
- Towbar
- Winter tyres
House Rules
- Smoking Allowed: No
- Pets Allowed: Please enquire
- Going Abroad Allowed: No
- Wintersport Allowed: Yes
- Festivals Allowed: Yes
- Mountains allowed: No
- Minimum Age Restriction: 23 years
Please remove all rubbish and personal items when handing The Poacher back. Return time is 15:00
We are not liable for the loss of any personal items or illness during your trip which incur additional charges and recommend that you seek personal travel insurance in the event of such loss.
A full tank of fuel shall be provided at pick up and should be returned with a full tank of fuel. An additional £10 admin fee on top of the fuel replacement will be charged if returned below full.
No smoking in The Poacher! Additional cleaning costs of £50 shall be incurred on top of the £30 shown where smoking detected.
We've allowed for festival use and insist you take extra care not to park where it can sink in mud or get stuck. A full itinerary of items provided in The Poacher shall be noted and signed for where any loss, or damage shall be at the hirers cost.
You must produce your Driving Licence and may be asked for a DVLA verification check to take place. In addition to this we shall need proof of address dates within the last three months.
We want you to have fun and make good memories whilst in our Poacher, so please send us your trip pics for use on our social media page, which is Facebook @abselfdrive.
Insurances
- Motorhome Insurance: Included
- Security Deposit: £750
- Breakdown Cover: National
Pricing
- Weekly mileage limit 1,600 km
- Price per extra KM £0.20
- Cleaning Fee £30
Cancellation Policy
Availability
- Pickup Time: 3:00 PM
- Return Time: 11:00 AM
- 3 nights minimum
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