Colonel Mustard – Colonel Mustard - The Ultimate Stealth Camper

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  • Class Compact
  • Fuel Type Diesel
  • Sleeps Sleeps 2
  • Seats 2 Seats
  • Janet Janet

This motorhome offers flexible cancellation conditions if you cannot travel due to Covid restrictions.

The Motorhome

  • Make: Ford
  • Sleeps: 2
  • Type: Compact
  • Seats: 2
  • Fuel Type: Diesel
  • First Registration: 2015
  • Transmission: Manual
  • Required Driver License: B


Colonel Mustard is a 2 person stealth microcamper . A driveaway air awning is available if you're staying in one place a bit longer and need more space.
He has a full size double bed, a 12v cool box, electric hookup. Also has inverter powered hob and kettle that can be used without hookup. Portapotti camping toilet available.

Colonel Mustard is the size of an estate car, so very easy to drive and park, and efficient with fuel.

The front third of the bed can be lifted with a pulley system, with a bench seat underneath where you can sit and have a cuppa or a snack.

Under the bed are 2 large drawers where you can pack all your luggage.

Several 3 pin and 12v sockets, so you can charge all your equipment , whether on hookup or not.

He now has roof bars fitted, so extra storage space up there if you need it!

From the outside, there is nothing to suggest that he is a campervan - so perfect for stealth camping.

Collection and drop off available at Hexham or Newcastle . Parking for your car available at both locations.


  • Airconditioning home area
  • Awning
  • Bike carrier
  • Camping table and chairs
  • Gas cylinder
  • Heating
  • Hot water
  • Kitchen equipment
  • Linens
  • Refrigerator
  • Shower
  • Solar panel
  • Toilet
  • TV
  • TV receiver
  • Airconditioning in cabin
  • Cruise Control
  • GPS
  • Power Steering
  • Reversing camera
  • Roof rack
  • Towbar


  • Motorhome Insurance: Not included
  • Security Deposit: £800
  • Breakdown Cover: Not included

You will need to purchase hire insurance for this motorhome. The owner of the vehicle should be able to provide you with the relevant details to obtain the insurance. We advise you clarify this with the owner before confirming the booking.

Available in the booking process, from $14.80 per day you can reduce your deposit and deductible to $150.


  • Weekly mileage limit: Unlimited
  • Cleaning Fee: £0

Cancellation Policy

House Rules

  • Smoking Allowed: No
  • Pets Allowed: Yes
  • Going Abroad Allowed: Yes
  • Wintersport Allowed: Yes
  • Festivals Allowed: Yes

No smoking
Supplied with a full tank of fuel, please return with a full tank.
Please empty and wash the toilet before returning.


  • Pickup Time: 3:00 PM
  • Return Time: 11:00 AM
  • 2 nights minimum