The Midlife Crisis – Rugged Ford Transit Custom Camper

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  • Class Adventure
  • Fuel Type Diesel
  • Sleeps Sleeps 2
  • Seats 5 Seats
  • Holly Holly

This motorhome offers flexible cancellation conditions if you cannot travel due to Covid restrictions.

The Motorhome

  • Make: Ford
  • Sleeps: 2
  • Type: Adventure
  • Seats: 5
  • Fuel Type: Diesel
  • First Registration: 2017
  • Transmission: Manual
  • Required Driver License: B


Our 2017 Long Wheel Base Ford Transit Custom is perfect for adventures. Fitted with off road tyres and a tow bar and remapped for some extra oomph, muddy camp site fields aren’t a problem for this guy.

But there’s more to this van than his rugged manly exterior. The cabin features 3 front seats, cruise control, air con and Bluetooth stereo/hands free.

Aptly named, The Midlife Crisis has enjoyed a relatively quiet life so far, with only light use since being converted. He features a two person rock’n’roll style bed, gas stove, sink, storage cupboards with hanging rail for clothes, all the charging points you could need, and ample storage. Due to being LWB, there is floor space even with the bed opened out. There is a fridge and 12V cool box, swanky lighting, TV with aerial, table, and pivoting front passenger seats. He also comes with separate BBQ gas cooking stove, picnic blanket, cutlery/crockery, picnic chairs and a fabric awning which attaches to the roof bars. There is an extra astroturf style carpet for the wooden flooring, useful for muddy wellies and dogs, or as a doormat for muddy campsites.

We are based just 15 minutes from beautiful Lulworth Cove in Dorset. There is plenty of space for off road parking when you collect the van. House trained pets welcome.


  • Airconditioning home area
  • Awning
  • Bike carrier
  • Camping table and chairs
  • Gas cylinder
  • Heating
  • Hot water
  • Kitchen equipment
  • Linens
  • Refrigerator
  • Shower
  • Solar panel
  • Toilet
  • TV
  • TV receiver
  • Airconditioning in cabin
  • Cruise Control
  • GPS
  • Power Steering
  • Reversing camera
  • Roof rack
  • Towbar


Available in the booking process, from $14.80 per day you can reduce your deposit and deductible to $150.


  • Weekly mileage limit: Unlimited
  • Cleaning Fee: £48
  • Last-Minute Discount
    - Bookings within 1 week: 10%
    - Bookings within 2 weeks: 5%
  • Long Trip Discount
    - Bookings longer than 1 week: 3%
    - Bookings longer than 2 weeks: 5%
    - Bookings longer than 3 weeks: 8%
    - Bookings longer than 4 weeks: 10%

Cancellation Policy

House Rules

  • Smoking Allowed: No
  • Pets Allowed: Yes
  • Going Abroad Allowed: No
  • Wintersport Allowed: Yes
  • Festivals Allowed: Please enquire
  • Minimum Age Restriction: 26 years

Please treat our van like your own. He drives nicely and has parking sensors. Pets welcome but please avoid them climbing on the leather rear seats. Please get in touch re pick up and drop off times as these can be flexible.


  • Pickup Time: 4:30 PM
  • Return Time: 12:30 PM
  • 2 nights minimum

2 Reviews

We had a fantastic weekend in The Midlife Crisis. Holly was great at communicating beforehand and on our pick-up day, she explained everything in detail. The van drives really smoothly and is low on diesel consumption. We loved it. We were lovely and warm inside at night and the awning was very effective. We would definitely hire again. September 2021
Brilliant weekend away in West Bay in the midlife crisis! Great communication, Holly spent time making sure we knew how everything worked and that we had all we needed. Unfortunately the gas cooker wasn't working but we had a good little cooker as a replacement. The bed is quite firm so maybe take something with you to pad it out if you prefer a softer bed. Thankyou Holly for making our first campervan experience a positive one :) x August 2021